Beef for Breakfast

almost noon but im still undacovers
hidin from da world like im undercover
flippin out my seat
like paul walker flip from heat
to pedal metal on da street
ha i need ten minute ride
so i dial da numbers of my girls
wit ten-second hides
skin silky smooth
back got dat valley-groove
my tongue finna move-
shit its 2:00!

roarin out da den
cause yall jus woke da krakken
off my thousand-year slumber
cause deres more to be written
dragons did exist in da time before yall
but i did so much firespittin i retired em all

my glock spits rocks
n ya girls rock ma cock
but i rock socks off
harder den pippy longstockings
ima long-stocked king
like pharaohs before famines
n yall gypsy fairies wonder y da earth so barren
its cuz da Devil fuckin da world
n his dick is our axis
spinnin round n round everything
is orbital
its horrible
yall jus found dat history circles like a shark
round da martyrs in waters dark
on da equator center
but da government stay centered
so dey watch us spin around em
like a teacup ride at disney
we dont ask questions cuz we dizzy


665 a sin short of the mark
God recruitin fa me hard but my past is dark
he warned me bout da beast wit da woman ridin tandem
im sadistic so i finger-fucked her wit C40 in my hand n
fed napalm to da beast
put it out its grief
den i curbstomped da bitch
n ground up her teeth
crushed a snakehead wit my heel
like a ship on da reef
n daz how come me n Satan
got black angus beef