Recent Txt convo...
Fallon Jimenez: Did you know there's a Black Bear (my nickname by Fallon) Creek in Northern Oklahoma?
Me: Ye i dug it a long time ago. I was pissed...and drunk
Fallon: Explain the red clay. Who did you kill and bury there?
Me: Cupid
Fallon: Oh good job.
Me: Ye he fucked me n some Russians over...never liked him anyway. fuckin fag.
Fallon: No hard feelings on this side. He was an ass.
Me: Ye. He was all like, "Bitch i'm important!", n "Circle of Life bruh!". And then ise like, "NIGGA PLEASE."
*cap cap double-tap*
Fallon: Shoulda recorded that...that would rule youtube.
Me: Ye well. Hindsight is 20/20.
Fallon: Did you celebrate?
Me: Ye, every Valentine's Day i take my divorced friends to the sacred spot and we hold a bonfire, drink heavily, hold hands and sing old motown blues...
Fallon: Priceless...
Fallon Jimenez: Did you know there's a Black Bear (my nickname by Fallon) Creek in Northern Oklahoma?
Me: Ye i dug it a long time ago. I was pissed...and drunk
Fallon: Explain the red clay. Who did you kill and bury there?
Me: Cupid
Fallon: Oh good job.
Me: Ye he fucked me n some Russians over...never liked him anyway. fuckin fag.
Fallon: No hard feelings on this side. He was an ass.
Me: Ye. He was all like, "Bitch i'm important!", n "Circle of Life bruh!". And then ise like, "NIGGA PLEASE."
*cap cap double-tap*
Fallon: Shoulda recorded that...that would rule youtube.
Me: Ye well. Hindsight is 20/20.
Fallon: Did you celebrate?
Me: Ye, every Valentine's Day i take my divorced friends to the sacred spot and we hold a bonfire, drink heavily, hold hands and sing old motown blues...
Fallon: Priceless...
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